A Frustrated Engineer

The first song that comes in my mind when I read this word Engineer is "Ghungru ki tarha bajta he raha hu mai"

People often ask about three mistakes of life, but if you are an engineer you need not worry about any other mistake.

"Beta Engineer bann jao fir life set hou jayege” , if only this statement was banned and not beef life would have been so much interesting.

What engineering taught me is “beauty lies in OLD MONK”, “stress is relieved by GOLD FLAKE”

My teachers use to say  “beta kuch bi Banna lekin teacher mat banna” and what I tell my cousins is “bhai kuch bi karlena lekin engineering mat karna”

Tea point is the only easily available onsite in life of an engineer and deadlines is only the girlfriend he has. Google is his/her savior and copy paste is his/her best friend.

Even after going through those semesters and hands on and labs, all that interviewer asks is these two questions: “Tell me about yourself” and “where do you see yourself after 5 years”

The only answer I find appropriate for these questions are, I am an engineer and I will be an engineer after 5 years.

Engineer becomes a topic for directors to direct a movie and earn crores and even they give us the right name “IDIOTS”

Having no knowledge of what engineers do in software company, my relatives mostly ask me this question “Beta tumhari company kya banati hai”  and I am like “uncle kuch nahi pagaal banati hai”

I am an Engineer by force, not by choice !!

“jab jab gum ka badal Chaya,

Jab aasu palko pe aya,

Humne dil ko ye smjhaya,

Engineer ki life mai aisa he hota aya”